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Keith Whitnell




We were processing a 63 year old woman in the custody suite for shoplifting plus a subsequent attack on both the store detective and the attending police officer. Out of her handbag we retrieved numerous remote controls. "What's all this?" asked the Custody Sergeant. "TV, Sky box, video, dvd player, stereo system, portable tv in the kitchen,...
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Dave Roberts




My Inspector told me this story the other day, and I still haven't stopped laughing ! ...
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Quirkies
Computer hacker and Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has complained about IT provision in his prison.
Read MorePerformer captured in mid-air arrest praises 'kind officers giving me hot vegan food'.
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On a More Serious Note
DCI John Caldwell is continuing his recovery at home after being shot multiple times in February outside a sports complex in Omagh, Co Tyrone.
Read MoreAvon and Somerset has won the 'Disability Smart Accessible Built Environment Award' for creating a calm custodial environment for those with sensory needs.
Read MoreHumberside Chief Constable Lee Freeman has told BBC Radio 4 that the Right Care, Right Person policy has helped to 'transform the service' offered by the force.
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