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Keith Whitnell
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We were processing a 63 year old woman in the custody suite for shoplifting plus a subsequent attack on both the store detective and the attending police officer. Out of her handbag we retrieved numerous remote controls. "What's all this?" asked the Custody Sergeant. "TV, Sky box, video, dvd player, stereo system, portable tv in the kitchen,...

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Reg Leonard
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The World Cup Stolen in London. ...

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Dave Roberts
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My Inspector told me this story the other day, and I still haven't stopped laughing ! ...

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Reg Leonard
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All Part Of The Learning Curve. ...

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Quirkies

Computer hacker Assange slams prison IT

Computer hacker and Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has complained about IT provision in his prison.

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No laughing matter for police despite 'rebellion' sending in the clown

Performer captured in mid-air arrest praises 'kind officers giving me hot vegan food'.

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On a More Serious Note

Seven charged with attempted murder of PSNI detective

DCI John Caldwell is continuing his recovery at home after being shot multiple times in February outside a sports complex in Omagh, Co Tyrone.

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Avon and Somerset wins award for stress-reducing custody suite

Avon and Somerset has won the 'Disability Smart Accessible Built Environment Award' for creating a calm custodial environment for those with sensory needs.

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Met will no longer attend 999 mental health calls from September

Humberside Chief Constable Lee Freeman has told BBC Radio 4 that the Right Care, Right Person policy has helped to 'transform the service' offered by the force.

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