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Football duties were never the same..
Ex BTP officer.




Back in the early 90's deployed on football duties at Norwood Junction Railway station with three other officers, one of whom always fancied himself as a bit of a ladies man. George (not his real name) would try to flirt with virtually any woman. We were joined by two female officers on horseback who positioned themselves either side of the...
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Richard Exley




When I was a young probationary officer, my tutor constable had a prior engagement to go to so he dropped me at a road junction and told me to stop vehicles and report any offences, he would collect me in around half an hour. I stopped a van for having a defective light. The crusty old driver decided to kick off, the usual, "haven't you any real...
Read MoreA foxes' life on the A20
Sean Hollands, former KentCounty Constabulary Traffic patrol.




One summer evening on the A20 near west Kingsdown, Kent, together with a colleague, whilst on main road traffic patrol, we came across an accident, in which a huge fox had come off the worst in an argument with several passing cars. Having got the traffic flowing again we were left with the poor fox, which was breathing but apparently unconscious,...
Read MoreThe American Legal System
Paul Thompson




This took place in Charlotte North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire....
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Quirkies
Computer hacker and Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has complained about IT provision in his prison.
Read MorePerformer captured in mid-air arrest praises 'kind officers giving me hot vegan food'.
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On a More Serious Note
Force management is also 'rigorously managing' overtime spending and reviewing senior officer command structures.
Read MoreDeployment is partly designed to reduce the number of rest days that need to be cancelled.
Read MoreThe kit would ensure improved footage of weapons discharges, including tasers, the Police Ombudsman has recommended.
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